miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

(via nerdy-bboy)

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prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

(Source: exeggcute, via beyondthegrandline)

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Fuck, my tea. me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via shrugitout)

(Source: madospoopiano, via beyondthegrandline)

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livefrommyhouse:

"The first time I had disposable income the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch."—Seth Meyers
shrimpojess:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

Nap charts guys.

spookyscarybabydoll:

bae: come over

me: i can’t i’m watching anime

bae: my parents aren’t home ;)

me: image

(via piercingsandink)

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This is the chemical formula for love:

C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

Let that sink in.

(via fatalbambi)

(Source: misschelly19, via piercingsandink)

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What fictional character(s) do I remind you of?

discoknee:

Looks:
Personality:

(Source: eskalations, via animeandfilmotaku)

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jaimielannister:

when you clean your glasses and they go from like 280p to 1080p 

(via alicelonglegs)

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